
eBay again, more horrible fake signs again…
It is obvious now that these are made by the same outfit, with deliberately ‘rough’ folded metal cases and the top probably formed of false ceiling metal angle. CNC cut perspex letters are added with a bit of wash to make them look aged. Scatter over a bit of dust from the hoover bag and we’re good to go! The case is then given a healthy dousing of metal gloss paint, probably from the cupboard no-one has opened since 1976 at the local cadet hut, as they are typically restrained colours but all very suspiciously shiny compared to the front.
Then some random ‘vent’ holes are popped in to make it look proper rustic n’ that, bearing in mind that genuine examples such signs were actually made with care, not the crap we have passed up here.
This seller appears to be selling two exact same ‘vintage’ signs. Nice touch leaving a scrap of clearly 2010’s manufactured twin and earth sticking out to add to the legend.

Before anyone thinks this is just a harmless bit of fun, bear in mind that they want £700 for this tat, that’s money being taken from the pockets of innocent people who perhaps just wanted to buy a special and hopefully authentic present for a friend or relative. I have no issue when things are clearly badged up as ‘replica’ and then if they still want to gun for £700, so be it. This isn’t, it’s blatant lies;
Originally from a toy dealer in Scunthorpe, England.
Please note that the item is fully working (we have had to cut the plug off as we cannot sell used electrical items on ebay with a plug).
This Scalextric Dealer Lightbox from the 1980s is a genuine vintage piece measuring 80cm in size. This classic advertising lightbox would have been displayed in a dealership showcasing Scalextric products, adding a nostalgic touch to any collection of Automobilia or Transportation Collectables. Its design and size make it a standout piece that captures the essence of the 1980s era and the excitement of slot car racing. Perfect for enthusiasts of vintage memorabilia or Scalextric collectors looking to add an authentic touch to their display.
It’s listed twice on the same eBay ‘automobilia specialists’ shop, the second time with a hefty £200 discount, no doubt to make the poor unsuspecting buyer think they’ve got one over on them. If you need any doubt, they are also selling a ‘genuine’ Land Rover service sign, which is even more poorly made in the exact same way.

That’s £500+ of your hard earned money for something knocked up on a knackered fretsaw by the looks of the main logo. Again, genuine signs were (gasp!) actually made with some care and attention, and this sort of crud wouldn’t have been acceptable.
It’ll soon be Xmas 🙂
